Wednesday, June 10, 2009

things i like

1. shitty horror movies
2. coffee
3. pine cones
4. arranging flowers
5. punching stuff
6. knick-knacks
7. grey weather
8. my cat
9. velvet matador paintings
10. cowboys
11. when weeds grow in dead plants in pots on my porch that i forgot to water
12. beach glass
13. knitting
14. bleached wood
15. animals sneezing
16. swords
17. action movies
18. books that other people find hard to read that are really easy for me to read
19. tiny flower arrangements
20. zach galifianakis
21. special effects
22. finding cool stuff on the ground
23. downsizing
24. breakfast nooks
25. bed caves
26. making tapes
27. collages
28. old men
29. dragons
30. cigars
31. wii fit (no joke - it's the only video game i know how to play)
32. candy
33. chex mix
34. campfires
35. camping
36. sleeping bags
37. banana slugs
38. raspberries
39. watching kids learn how to talk
40. small scraps of hope




does this make me sound lame? whatever. no one reads this shit anyway!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

dude

perez hilton SUCKS.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

i laughed so hard my eyes welled up with tears of JOY

fuck! this is too funny. i literally laugh out loud when i just THINK about parts of these. holy shit.



Tuesday, June 2, 2009

i can't even tell you...

my cat would totally do this if i played guitar

Monday, June 1, 2009