slang i hate

"bling"
"babymama"
"babydaddy"
"fingerbang"
"pimp" (as a term of endearment)
"baller"
"baby bump"
"cougar"
"preggers"
"emo"
anything "izzle" (esp. when frat bros say "fo shizzle")
"your mom"
"crunk"
"hook up"
"epic fail"
"eargasm"
"it-girl"
chuck norris jokes
"indie"
on the internet, spelling "the" as "teh" on purpose
"cum dumpster"
"curvy" used to describe morbidly obese
"tight"
"fixie"
"boobies"
"that's hot"
"bootylicious"
"badonkadonk"
"poonanie" or however the fuck you spell that
"whore" (as a term of endearment)
"bitch" (as a term of endearment)
"slut" (as a term of endearment)
"beef curtains"
"bromance"
"meh"
"owned" (ie: "such-and-such totally owns!" whatever, loser.)
"poontang"
"fauxhawk"
"ass hat"
"ass clown"
"fun bags"
"FUPA"
"faded"
"MILF"
"woot"
"tweet"
"hipster"
"mofo"
"beemer"
"boo-boo" (for wound, or accident)
"flick"
"over the moon"
"app"
"canoodling"
"i'm rick james, bitch"