Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 9, 2009
more things i like
1. giant t-shirts
2. sexy album covers
3. subtitles
4. ricardo montalban (A LOT)
5. the golden girls
6. local tv ads
7. stargazer lilies
8. vegetable gardens
9. making kombucha at home
10. crafts
11. writing thank you notes
12. movie soundtracks on cassette
13. neon park
14. frisbee
15. cold beer by the pool on a hot, hot day (like, too bad)
16. vincent price
17. stargazing
18. marcel proust
19. homemade guacamole
20. good coffee
2. sexy album covers
3. subtitles
4. ricardo montalban (A LOT)
5. the golden girls
6. local tv ads
7. stargazer lilies
8. vegetable gardens
9. making kombucha at home
10. crafts
11. writing thank you notes
12. movie soundtracks on cassette
13. neon park
14. frisbee
15. cold beer by the pool on a hot, hot day (like, too bad)
16. vincent price
17. stargazing
18. marcel proust
19. homemade guacamole
20. good coffee
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
hey celebrity dorks
hey celebrity dorks: if you hate the paparazzi so much, stop funding their paychecks by actually buying celebrity tabloids. at least, if you want to find out what they're saying about you, read them in line at the supermarket like everybody else - don't buy them! dorks.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
lame
all fuckers putting every michael jackson album up on ebay for like, hundreds of dollars (and i mean every album that you can find at a thrift store for one dollar) just because he is dead can eat my asshole.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
things i like
1. shitty horror movies
2. coffee
3. pine cones
4. arranging flowers
5. punching stuff
6. knick-knacks
7. grey weather
8. my cat
9. velvet matador paintings
10. cowboys
11. when weeds grow in dead plants in pots on my porch that i forgot to water
12. beach glass
13. knitting
14. bleached wood
15. animals sneezing
16. swords
17. action movies
18. books that other people find hard to read that are really easy for me to read
19. tiny flower arrangements
20. zach galifianakis
21. special effects
22. finding cool stuff on the ground
23. downsizing
24. breakfast nooks
25. bed caves
26. making tapes
27. collages
28. old men
29. dragons
30. cigars
31. wii fit (no joke - it's the only video game i know how to play)
32. candy
33. chex mix
34. campfires
35. camping
36. sleeping bags
37. banana slugs
38. raspberries
39. watching kids learn how to talk
40. small scraps of hope
2. coffee
3. pine cones
4. arranging flowers
5. punching stuff
6. knick-knacks
7. grey weather
8. my cat
9. velvet matador paintings
10. cowboys
11. when weeds grow in dead plants in pots on my porch that i forgot to water
12. beach glass
13. knitting
14. bleached wood
15. animals sneezing
16. swords
17. action movies
18. books that other people find hard to read that are really easy for me to read
19. tiny flower arrangements
20. zach galifianakis
21. special effects
22. finding cool stuff on the ground
23. downsizing
24. breakfast nooks
25. bed caves
26. making tapes
27. collages
28. old men
29. dragons
30. cigars
31. wii fit (no joke - it's the only video game i know how to play)
32. candy
33. chex mix
34. campfires
35. camping
36. sleeping bags
37. banana slugs
38. raspberries
39. watching kids learn how to talk
40. small scraps of hope
does this make me sound lame? whatever. no one reads this shit anyway!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
i laughed so hard my eyes welled up with tears of JOY
fuck! this is too funny. i literally laugh out loud when i just THINK about parts of these. holy shit.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
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