a touch of class

HOKUS POKUS

the view from here

my new gang

(l to r: rick, nick, seth)

i want to go to there

eye shaking king

suck up that dank like a slurpee

one time in 8th grade i had a crush on a boy and his birthday was coming up and i asked him what he wanted and he said "that new luniz cd, man." i didn't get it for him. he was a total dork.

hahahahahahahaahahahaha

"this jam really pumps my nads!"

damn - i see demons!

oh god yes

spirit guide

crystal life

biker babe inspiration

dude with an attitude

all you need to know is i'm not a ho

what's a million bucks if ya life is disturbed?

self portrait, april 2010

oh, the irony

2pac deserved it. R.I.P. big poppa

oh hey

biz's spooky beat

baby please, you work for UPS

i asked her her name she said blah blah blah, she had 9/10 pants & a very big bra

FUCK 'EM

when i'm in the shower, i'm afraid to wash my hayeah

NO. NO YOU CANNOT.

WHAT A FUCKING TOOL

soft rock with feathered hair and pretend heavy metal attitude

oh fuck. a couple more.

essential beavis & butthead music video critiques

ALL THE BEST ONES!

HURRY YOUR AYAAASSS!!!!

sethelah is that you?

omg the 90s

oh my fucking GOD

you think i'd at LEAST rate a michelob

the good ol' days

lambert the sheepish lion

sexiest song and video ever made according to vh1 classic

(i kind of agree DON'T JUDGE ME)

even though this was on ellen and is stupid and overplayed on the internet and all that stuff, it will never ever not be funny

baby beard

all that night i heard the bird circle, while i was eatin fish and watchin urkel

mothafuck you and your punkass ghetto bird

i got my grub on but didn't pig out

salt 'n' pepa: TOO SEXY?????

so scram, you know who i am